Tom Smith is by far the best looking and most gifted player on the team. He is also tremendous in bed.

Tom Smith may well be good at football and also in the sack, but his socks and shorts stink!

Arron Bevin has just over taken Tom Smith in the lead of the most sexiest playa in the league, let alone the team oh! n Tom(whos leadin goalscorer baby!!)

I'm gona have to disagree with both of you as we all know who the ladies come to watch, me and my mate LONG SHLONG DONG who probably does the most work on the pitch as he is uncontrollable.

Tom Smith is better in bed than Paul Bevin. He is much more of a man and he has an artillery of sex toys that he isnt afraid to use. He is a rampant animal / sex god / model / single parent....plus, hes the best footballer this side of the neu camp.

Tom, Lena sez im much better in the sack than you are. 3 mins? Come on lad. You just gotta perform much better than that!

Next time, try for 5 mins - you never now you could win her back

Christmas do

We need to get in all monies for the Xmas disco asap!! Plus we need the numbers of people attending the SHAFC p**s up for catering purposes etc So, please lads have your ticket monies ready for Sunday if possible. Together, we can work as a team and make it a great night.

I'm sorry (boys) im gonna have to disagree with you,im the best looking lad on the team.i might be bald but ive heard women like that in a (man) xxxx

Yesss!!! Come and catch me now Craigy Baby!! hahaha Get in there the Bevo! Catch me now lads,unlucky Craig.
p.s....all thanks to Poundswick!

Yeessss!