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A is for.... Annaconda!

A modern classic which stars j.lopez ,j.voight and ice cube and of coarse a giant computer made snake.The cgi generated snake is not bad and looks semi realish.The acting is reasonable...the snake....perhapes the most convincing plays it's part well and the overall effect is watchable.Rate 60/100

 Annacondas 2 - Nowhere near as good as the origonal and the acting quite bad also  Rate 20/100

Annacondas 3 - starring David Hasitoff.. sorry Haselhoff... and what a poor performance.Even the monster snake which is completley unrealistic does a better job! Awards must go if any to the lead female actress who saves the day..and the film! Rated 30/100

  Abominable - is this the name of the movie or the Abominable acting and monster in this movie! The basis of the movie is that a man goes on holiday in a log cabin surrounded by forest no less.Then a larger man in a suit...NO NEVER! yes in a suit and picks of the unfortunates one be one! Rated 10/100

 Ape   What a right carry on,more monkeying about and no real talent for acting in a monkey suit! Absolute tripe and all because a giant gorrilla goes ape and attacks everthing...including a Great White Shark...! I thought gorrillas hated water? More like Gorrillas in the mess thangorrillas in the Mist i think! 10/100 rated!

 

Grizzly Rage  Well the Grizzly Bear is definatly in a severe rage and wants to share it's pain with the hapless morons who happen to be speeding in a suv in a protected park.They run over the Grizzlies cub and Momma Bear is not a happy bunny...bear rather.Somone is going to die ,well in fact the bear kills them all and rightly so - their acting abillity is giving the Grizzy mother a bad name.What a load of ....tripe except for the Bear which is quite good consiedring there is no cgi overkill.20/100 for the Bear!

 

 

THE HIVE   It's all a Hive of activity in this B movie...sorry,there is always someone genetically testing some bug or other and there is always a small town nearby to which some idiot has to be nosey and disturb the nest.Why oh Why cant they just leave the damm bees alone.The sting in the tail of this movie... it's appauling and the actors should be drowned in honey!