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**Joke of the Month**
Q. What's a crocodiles favourite game? A. Snap! Joe Archer, Aged 8
Your Jokes!We need all new jokes...so come on guys, get sending them in to us!!
Quickfire FunniesQ: What do monsters make with cars? A: Traffic Jam Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor? A: Mumbo Jumbo Q: Why did the pony cough? Q: What do sheep do on sunny days? Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty? Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches? Q: What do you call the pub on Mars? Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom? Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen? Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Knock, Knock ParadiseKnock, knock! Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Earl Earl who? Earl be glad to tell you when you open the door. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Emma Emma who? Emma bit cold out here, will you let me in? Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door? Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep beep! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aardvark Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles... Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cows Cows who? No they don't, they moo! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Albert Albert who? Albert you don't know who it is! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Twit2 Twit2 who? You sound like an owl! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Duey Duey who? Duey have to keep telling me Knock, knock jokes???
ADD YOUR OWN JOKES!!
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